Mister Bartender, i need a drink “What will it be? Umm, it comes in a tall blue colour bottle, and has a sweet colorless liquid in it that tastes heaven with orange juice, cranberry juice but not mango juice “What is it called ma’am, we have many that fit your...
“Do you think i can carry off this dress?” He said “It is kind of short, and bound to make you look pudgy, ” the voice countered “Really? He squeaked. I wore the blue last weekend, maybe the black full length gown ” he sighed. “Other guys gonna go red with envy”...
“ADULTERY”- Yippee.. Oh wait, i get only 9 measely points Cmon, pick up the missing tiles already, i am going to play my turn.. watch out “MARRIAGE” – Gosh, i wonder how many points that is… 1..3..6.. 9..10, dang only 10 points Oooh, my turn already?...
I carry my camera with me all the time. I dont have a DSLR, mine is a compact Sony Cybershot and am quite happy with it.. Duh, why am I telling you this now? I dont know!! So, couple of weeks back when i was heading out, I took the flyover on Usman Road and voila,...
Abraca dabra Swish swish swish “What are you doing Ro?” “Trump’s tail refuses to stand still, so am putting a spell to freeze it into place. He goes about breaking things around the house, for which i get yelled at” “ tsk tsk.. i know it’s you, don’t...
